"Let's head back to Avon and open the valve"
— A Thirsty Laker
All Phrases

"Put it in the Bin" - by Dave Kalthoff (posted on 4/20/2001 10:36:12 AM)
"Gotta Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - by adam (posted on 5/11/2001 11:09:46 AM)
"Spooge Man Lives!" - by BO (posted on 5/15/2001 3:27:01 PM)
"I only make bears!!!" - by Chainsawman (posted on 5/22/2001 7:05:26 PM)
"You belong in the kitchen....." - by Suchyism (posted on 5/25/2001 12:54:01 PM)
"Dad, can I have a dollar?" - by Brandon Borth (posted on 5/25/2001 2:01:59 PM)
"I hate kids" - by Darrell Suchy (posted on 5/26/2001 12:41:03 PM)
"Shut up you old bag !" - by Slick (posted on 5/30/2001 4:32:33 PM)
"REALLY!?!?!?!" - by Spoogey (posted on 5/30/2001 9:44:59 PM)
"Not gonna lie to ya." - by Malibu (posted on 6/6/2001 10:01:53 PM)
"Hey Dave, your website is down." - by TypicalUser (posted on 6/7/2001 9:42:55 AM)
"Go Flames!" - by Mr. X (posted on 6/12/2001 1:33:02 PM)
"We wish we played in Farming!" - by Donny (posted on 6/12/2001 1:36:50 PM)
"Vance Ressler is a god" - by anonymous (posted on 6/16/2001 1:54:28 PM)
"Brutal!!!" - by Donny (posted on 6/17/2001 10:28:14 AM)
"KFC Buffet, K-F-C Buffet!" - by Suchyism (posted on 6/18/2001 1:13:37 AM)
"I think it went under the fence!" - by Ross Denne (posted on 6/23/2001 9:33:34 AM)
"KNOBLAUCH!!!" - by Pete Schleper (posted on 6/25/2001 9:04:51 PM)
"STATS!?!?" - by Pete Schleper (posted on 6/25/2001 9:05:18 PM)
"Moderation is the key" - by Zimmy (posted on 7/6/2001 12:55:27 PM)
"If we only had DT" - by Mr. X (posted on 7/9/2001 4:17:27 PM)
"CANNONBALL, Cannonball coming!" - by Carl Spackler (posted on 7/9/2001 11:42:07 PM)
"No chicks in the dugout!!!!" - by Colorado Kids (posted on 7/17/2001 5:46:16 PM)
"Nothing says Happy Birthday like a Log of Chew" - by Joe (posted on 7/17/2001 10:59:20 PM)
"2 and Bar-b-que" - by Laker (posted on 8/6/2001 6:54:52 PM)
"Superbowl Homeboy!" - by Randy Moss (posted on 8/6/2001 6:56:36 PM)
"Wooden Bats?? Sorry DT" - by Big Dirty (posted on 11/12/2001 2:12:58 PM)
"So I says to Mable, I says..." - by Mike Max (posted on 11/12/2001 2:15:33 PM)
"Keep your snoots out of the dipper!" - by Zimmy (posted on 11/16/2001 8:46:05 AM)
"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!!!" - by the immortal words of Mick Nett (posted on 11/30/2001 12:50:31 PM)
"Put'em On The Rock Pile" - by blue jays (posted on 2/13/2002 11:51:34 AM)
"Do the right thing" - by wannabe (posted on 3/11/2002 11:01:51 PM)
"I'm now the guy I used to make fun of" - by Suchyism (posted on 5/4/2002 10:05:38 AM)
"Wood bats don't phase me!! Spark will fly again!!" - by Ripper (posted on 5/29/2002 3:53:05 PM)
"Never Enough!!" - by Schmitty in bottom of 9th down by 1 (posted on 6/20/2002 7:02:33 PM)
"Let's head back to Avon and open the valve" - by A Thirsty Laker (posted on 6/20/2002 7:04:13 PM)
"NO shoes, NO shirt, NO BASEBALL! " - by Erik Wimmer (posted on 6/24/2002 11:14:47 PM)
"You don't know me!!!!!" - by Me (posted on 6/29/2002 6:05:42 AM)
"Roger Roger" - by Roger (posted on 6/29/2002 7:51:55 PM)
"Pump up the tires!" - by #11 (posted on 7/2/2002 6:05:35 PM)
"Would you calf already Ma?!" - by Davey (posted on 7/10/2002 10:56:14 AM)
"When is BO coming back" - by billy bob (posted on 7/19/2002 3:52:31 PM)
"Go Blue Jays!" - by blue jay fan (posted on 9/30/2002 12:13:35 PM)
"It's in the Hole!" - by Noodles (posted on 12/29/2002 7:45:14 PM)
"I've been shootin' some bow" - by xLaker (posted on 1/11/2003 11:47:38 AM)
"Farming is the best" - by Derek Tamm (posted on 3/6/2003 3:13:25 PM)
"Chink one in there!" - by zimmy (posted on 3/13/2003 1:47:02 PM)
"If BO stays down under, we may have a fighting chance!" - by Joe (posted on 3/27/2003 4:20:39 PM)
"I love Nicole and she's from Avon!!!!!" - by Jamie Terres (posted on 4/28/2003 1:51:25 PM)
"Everybody in the SCL hates Farming " - by Flamer (posted on 4/28/2003 1:54:06 PM)
"Four, six, three, DOUBLE PLAY" - by lew (posted on 6/6/2003 11:34:16 PM)
"And we'll see you tomorrow night" - by Jack Buck (posted on 6/6/2003 11:34:45 PM)
"How you going??" - by Anyone (posted on 6/24/2003 1:42:51 PM)
"Go Avon Ladies!!!" - by Tom Kern (posted on 7/13/2003 11:35:23 PM)
"Let's go bud, base hit" - by Old Man Kuhn (posted on 7/25/2003 12:48:51 PM)
"Rock and Fire Bud, Rock and Fire!!!" - by Old Man Kuhn (posted on 9/19/2003 4:28:41 PM)
"Take two and go to right" - by xx (posted on 11/21/2003 11:34:55 AM)
"I like my women blonde and my Johnny Walker black" - by Joe Namath (posted on 1/23/2004 12:53:05 PM)
"Avon Lakers...the best team to never make it anywhere" - by Hillbilly Jim (posted on 1/25/2004 12:32:37 AM)
"All this negativity thats in this town sucks!" - by Rick Patino (posted on 2/21/2004 5:13:52 PM)
"Pete Schleper A.K.A. IHOP" - by larry (posted on 3/3/2004 2:27:21 PM)
"Get the kids out of the trees" - by Al Amdahl (posted on 3/8/2004 9:20:53 PM)
"A Wish Sandwich...." - by me (posted on 3/22/2004 12:04:50 AM)
"There's money in that... collecting pop cans that is" - by Smitty (posted on 4/11/2004 1:31:18 AM)
"We don't need ya!" - by Dan Barrerio (posted on 5/4/2004 12:09:17 AM)
"It's raining in Benson!" - by Johnny Weatherman (posted on 5/8/2004 11:58:55 PM)
"Have bat, will travel" - by Guess Who (posted on 5/9/2004 12:03:58 AM)
"Wally is done" - by Suchyism (posted on 5/16/2004 12:14:01 AM)
"Oh no, it's Rick" - by Dave Kalthoff (posted on 5/16/2004 12:14:21 AM)
"Feeble" - by Mick Nett (posted on 5/16/2004 12:14:53 AM)
"Its water...IN A BOTTLE" - by Raab Himself (posted on 5/21/2004 8:50:21 PM)
"I don't know you from a bale of hay" - by Ump at Aitkin (posted on 5/27/2004 11:54:45 PM)
"Let's head back to color TV" - by Pete Schleper (posted on 5/27/2004 11:55:30 PM)
"Get back to the dugout punk" - by Mick Nett (posted on 5/27/2004 11:56:29 PM)
"Sports on the right, weather on the left" - by Doppler (posted on 6/19/2004 9:17:23 AM)
"Driver I should give u a ticket 4 not paying attention!" - by Unknown Boating Cop (posted on 6/20/2004 9:38:09 PM)
"That's going on the website" - by John Rabideau (posted on 7/10/2004 9:24:56 AM)
"Smitty McDeters" - by Book Taker (posted on 7/10/2004 9:25:52 AM)
"...and the batboy, Ryan Dierkhising" - by Sobieski PA Announcer (posted on 8/9/2004 12:54:40 PM)
"Yeah. Whatever. Get in there and good luck." - by Mick Nett to a batter during an exhibition game (posted on 8/9/2004 12:56:40 PM)
"Bye, Bye Holdingfurd!!!!!!" - by Laker Fan (posted on 8/12/2004 10:44:55 AM)
"I've got some good news T-bone...I'm taking you out" - by noodles (posted on 8/15/2004 4:11:29 PM)
"Hey pitch...I've seen better moves at the VFW" - by noodles (posted on 8/15/2004 4:13:10 PM)
"Sorry dog" - by noodles (posted on 8/15/2004 4:14:13 PM)
"We don't give a @#$% who you're putting in" - by noodles (posted on 8/15/2004 4:16:11 PM)
"meep! meep!" - by noodles (posted on 8/15/2004 4:17:15 PM)
"That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy." - by Jimmy (posted on 8/15/2004 6:02:38 PM)
"Buckman,Holdingford,Buckman,Brainerd" - by 2004 Region 8C (posted on 8/15/2004 6:04:36 PM)
"Lundy's Bridge" - by Zimmy (posted on 8/15/2004 6:05:43 PM)
"I can still throw a corn cob over a silo" - by noodles (posted on 8/19/2004 9:36:37 AM)
"A lotta Birch up here" - by Laker (posted on 8/20/2004 2:01:53 PM)
"Congrats on a great season boys!!!" - by #1 Fan (posted on 8/23/2004 1:31:03 PM)
"All-In-Wimm!" - by DK (posted on 8/27/2004 11:44:37 AM)
"Hey ladies...Nice Pants!!" - by Johnny (posted on 8/27/2004 11:52:16 AM)
"Live Dammit, Live!" - by George (posted on 8/27/2004 11:53:14 AM)
"One and Done" - by Zimmy (posted on 8/27/2004 11:54:09 AM)
"The Iron Hip" - by Swanville Guy (posted on 8/27/2004 11:56:13 AM)
"I own Matt Meyer" - by everyone (posted on 9/6/2004 10:14:25 PM)
"Attention to detail" - by Gary Deters (posted on 9/28/2004 12:58:04 PM)
"Suchy's best ever------Chicks with *****!!" - by Suchyism (posted on 11/15/2004 5:49:48 PM)
"Failure to prepare is preparing to fail" - by John Wooden (posted on 3/4/2005 11:09:12 PM)
"I spent a week in Atlanta one weekend." - by Mick (posted on 3/4/2005 11:14:33 PM)
"He's a zero!!" - by Laker (posted on 3/4/2005 11:16:02 PM)
"That's a three days journey on horseback!" - by Laker (posted on 3/4/2005 11:19:48 PM)
"UNREAL!" - by Laker (posted on 3/4/2005 11:22:50 PM)
"Ladies and Gentlemen.....We Got'em" - by Common Man (posted on 3/9/2005 2:15:05 PM)
"You're out and you know it!!!" - by Cyril Spanier (posted on 3/11/2005 7:13:00 PM)
"Practice, man ...We're talkin' bout practice!" - by A.I. (posted on 4/6/2005 10:53:36 PM)
"Bears.Bears.Beers!!!!!!!!!!!" - by Zach (posted on 4/9/2005 9:48:27 PM)
"Take two and go to right" - by Z-man (posted on 5/5/2005 10:46:59 AM)
"And Schleper throws it away!!!" - by Radio Announcer (posted on 5/8/2005 10:09:26 PM)
"Wunderlich is the left-handed version of me." - by Gary Deters to T-Bone (posted on 5/14/2005 7:57:45 PM)
"I hate Nicole and she's from Avon!!!!!" - by Laker (posted on 5/29/2005 1:48:22 AM)
"I was watching a movie!!" - by Smithy (posted on 6/5/2005 2:19:18 AM)
"And that is all you need to know!" - by The Claw (posted on 6/5/2005 9:48:06 PM)
"Oh Yeah!!!" - by Randy "Macho Man" Savage (posted on 6/5/2005 9:48:30 PM)
"Quit talking about 12-packs; I can hardly focus." - by Zimmy (posted on 6/8/2005 3:40:01 PM)
"We'll plee to the lesser charge" - by Zimmy (posted on 6/20/2005 4:34:38 PM)
"Just keep oiling that glove, big guy" - by Zimmy (posted on 6/20/2005 4:35:58 PM)
"The St. Wendel Wendels" - by Number 22 (posted on 7/1/2005 3:45:39 PM)
"Get in there and good luck!" - by Mick Nett (posted on 7/7/2005 10:48:05 AM)
"Are you kidding me!?!?!" - by smitty (posted on 7/7/2005 10:52:57 AM)
"Who's got the belt?" - by Flippers (posted on 7/24/2005 11:01:24 PM)
"Umpires are always safe in Avon!!!" - by Bill Ryan (posted on 7/28/2005 1:17:03 AM)
"I can caw like a crow" - by Dets (posted on 8/12/2005 8:37:32 AM)
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" - by Wimm (posted on 8/26/2005 3:59:19 PM)
"Caw! Caw! Caw!" - by 3 time crow calling champ Gary Deters (posted on 9/2/2005 4:48:10 PM)
"Nice time to bring me in, this guy's throwing gas" - by Didge (posted on 9/9/2005 5:09:11 PM)
"I gambled and I lost." - by Parnell O' Conner (posted on 9/11/2005 10:56:10 AM)
"Write if you find work, call if you win the lotto!" - by You're nothing but a Schlllaaaper (posted on 9/12/2005 6:00:32 PM)
"I think that was Vern Ruhle!" - by Dets when he saw dude dressed in Astro gear (posted on 9/12/2005 6:07:35 PM)
"This is gonna be cool" - by Butthead (posted on 11/4/2005 10:14:52 PM)
"Put him on the rock pile" - by T.O. (posted on 11/12/2005 1:36:41 PM)
"The Super Fox is dead" - by Moon Unit (posted on 11/13/2005 1:41:34 AM)
"You don't know who I am?" - by Everybody Important (posted on 11/15/2005 2:01:08 PM)
"Hammer's Office" - by The Laker Painter (posted on 1/21/2006 12:03:45 AM)
"Win or Lose We Booze!" - by Laker (posted on 2/17/2006 11:19:19 AM)
"I'll give you asthma." - by Judge Elihu Smails (posted on 2/27/2006 2:18:29 PM)
"You didn't buy'em all Butch!!!" - by Mick Sauerer (posted on 3/5/2006 2:42:07 AM)
"We've got kids on drugs...they just wanna play ball!" - by JuneBug (posted on 3/5/2006 2:44:18 AM)
"Vern Ruhle curve" - by Dets (posted on 3/5/2006 2:53:30 AM)
"He's got gas pump hose arms" - by Laker (posted on 3/11/2006 12:15:12 AM)
"The pitcher/catcher swap" - by Opole Bears (posted on 3/24/2006 2:40:02 PM)
"The Gapinski switch" - by Avon Lakers (posted on 3/24/2006 2:40:39 PM)
"The smiling Gapinskis" - by Gary Deters (posted on 3/24/2006 2:41:10 PM)
"Come on Dets. You gotta get this guy." - by Mick Nett when Dets was pitching against the goon (posted on 4/15/2006 9:38:40 PM)
"Alright! Giggidy, giggidy!" - by Quagmire (posted on 5/7/2006 8:16:09 PM)
"He's got the Jimmy Legs" - by Jimmy (posted on 5/12/2006 6:58:56 PM)
"You'll walk over but you'll limp back!" - by Laker (posted on 5/13/2006 2:15:46 PM)
"That's your pitch and you know it!" - by Cyril Spanier (posted on 5/13/2006 2:18:16 PM)
"I woke up to a guy spooning me" - by Troy Wunderlich (posted on 6/4/2006 9:24:09 PM)
"He got the Jimmy legs on a line drive!!" - by lincoln about Matt Meyer (posted on 6/4/2006 9:56:29 PM)
"If I don't remember, it never happened" - by OO (posted on 6/4/2006 9:57:15 PM)
"I got screwed" - by All Flippers (posted on 6/11/2006 7:18:16 PM)
"Roll Him a Triple!!! " - by Adam (posted on 6/26/2006 9:35:43 AM)
"I'm not much, but I'm better than you" - by Gary Deters to Troy W when talking about pitching (posted on 6/26/2006 3:44:42 PM)
"I want YOU...YOU...YOU…YOU...YOU!!!!!" - by Drunk Drifter at the Buck (posted on 6/29/2006 1:31:39 PM)
"Spin it!" - by Flippers (posted on 7/10/2006 7:48:55 PM)
"Block him out" - by Flippers (posted on 7/10/2006 8:02:58 PM)
"Born in a KASM Town" - by Cliff Mitchell (posted on 7/13/2006 10:08:40 AM)
"I Know Im in Avon when I see the 2nd best groundskeeper" - by DJ (posted on 7/23/2006 4:06:31 PM)
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie....Oi, oi, oi!!!!!" - by The Man Show (posted on 7/31/2006 9:57:20 AM)
"Nice Game PRETTY BOY........." - by Newman (posted on 7/31/2006 9:58:49 AM)
"I just got here!" - by A Whimpering Dets (posted on 8/3/2006 8:40:45 PM)
"See ya goon" - by Davey (posted on 8/3/2006 8:41:16 PM)
"We love you guys!" - by T,E&A (posted on 8/7/2006 9:36:02 AM)
"What about Dirkes?!?!" - by Smitty (posted on 8/16/2006 10:22:06 PM)
"10 Years in a row, baby!! 10 Years..." - by Laker Fan (posted on 8/23/2006 12:02:58 PM)
"Bring a bale to the mound, cause this guy's a horse" - by Paul Froncak (posted on 9/4/2006 2:00:20 PM)
"If they were using a volleyball, it would've hit caulk!" - by Paul Froncak (posted on 9/4/2006 2:04:59 PM)
"By hook or by crook, he'll get this bunt down!!" - by Cub announcer Ron Santo (posted on 9/4/2006 2:08:23 PM)
"You said his name was PAT!!!" - by Cyril Spanier (posted on 9/4/2006 2:12:35 PM)
"I'm a pretty big deal" - by Ross Denne (posted on 9/5/2006 5:52:39 PM)
"Not tonight..ha ha ha!" - by Idiot at NWA (posted on 9/9/2006 3:11:01 AM)
"You can't lose to THOSE guys!" - by Slick (posted on 9/17/2006 8:34:16 AM)
"Brutal...B-R-U-T-A-L!" - by Glen Mason (posted on 9/25/2006 6:35:55 PM)
"May the force be with you" - by Star Wars (posted on 12/12/2006 1:20:46 PM)
"How do you know my name?" - by A drunken Lincoln to Dets (posted on 2/12/2007 12:40:26 PM)
"Watch out for the guns, they'll get ya!" - by Will Ferrell in Anchorman (posted on 2/12/2007 9:05:36 PM)
"Now I remember why I hate you guys." - by Big Show (posted on 2/25/2007 12:26:39 PM)
"No semi parking in open lot EVER!" - by Sign by Joseph's (posted on 3/21/2007 9:07:28 AM)
"As good as cheese..." - by Joe (posted on 3/25/2007 12:46:41 PM)
"Why Did I drink all of that Crab Juice?" - by Homer S. I mean H. Simpson (posted on 4/12/2007 3:24:47 PM)
"My Dad....." - by Stu (posted on 4/21/2007 4:27:41 PM)
"My Mom....." - by T-Bone (posted on 4/21/2007 4:27:54 PM)
"I woke up to a guy spooning me" - by Troy "T-Bone" Wunderlich (posted on 5/5/2007 6:50:11 AM)
"Good luck with that tangent line" - by Johnny to Dets while shooting pool at the Buck (posted on 5/11/2007 10:13:30 PM)
"Brutal Brutal!!!" - by The double brutal by BO (posted on 5/11/2007 10:15:09 PM)
"Mohawks don't exactly scream success." - by Lincoln's Dad after he sees him with one (posted on 6/4/2007 1:49:57 PM)
"We tied the World Series!" - by Mick Sauerer (posted on 6/10/2007 4:34:33 PM)
"He's left-handed with a pulse" - by What Tom Kelly said about T-Bone (posted on 6/10/2007 4:35:53 PM)
"That one stays in the van!" - by A comment/story that is not for the general public (posted on 6/11/2007 10:28:04 AM)
"He's not much!!" - by Nicholas Locnikar (posted on 6/15/2007 3:06:26 PM)
"You've gotta get this guy!" - by Nicholas Locnikar (posted on 6/15/2007 3:06:50 PM)
"If you paint your face green you'd look like an alien" - by What Suchy said about Jimmy's new haircut (posted on 6/17/2007 9:21:14 AM)
"What he said!!!!" - by A Laker response after some words of wisdom (posted on 6/21/2007 6:32:05 AM)
"Where's my money??!!!!" - by Stewie to Brian as he beats the crap out of him (posted on 6/26/2007 8:23:35 PM)
"That guy doesn't look like a ballplayer, I saw his face" - by Bryce Rushmeyer (posted on 7/9/2007 2:00:38 PM)
"I'm hungry...Lets go have some pickled eggs." - by Dirkes after a Friday night exhibition game (posted on 7/9/2007 2:23:21 PM)
"If there's a law against being sweet" - by Lincoln after Dets said cops r going 2 pick him up (posted on 7/19/2007 5:19:14 PM)
"Confidence" - by Denne why he used an aluminum bat instead of wood (posted on 7/19/2007 7:21:12 PM)
"You are a farm animal" - by moobs (posted on 7/22/2007 7:52:16 AM)
"Whose dime???" - by As Jimmy picks up Dets ball mark on hole 10 (posted on 8/13/2007 5:29:05 PM)
"No, it's still brutal" - by Jim from Town and Country Club to Dets (posted on 8/17/2007 8:47:11 PM)
"I'm out!" - by Dirkes moments after he commits to anything (posted on 9/2/2007 7:20:15 PM)
"Don't let Stinky fall asleep" - by Davey talking about Lincoln before the ride home (posted on 9/2/2007 7:20:40 PM)
"I'm following guys with baseball hats…I think I'm in" - by Denne to Dets when looking 4 Hamburg's ball field (posted on 9/2/2007 7:21:20 PM)
"Come on Gar-Bear!" - by Holdingford Fans cheering on their own Gary Meire (posted on 9/3/2007 9:43:16 PM)
"That guys going to make a terrible mistake tonight " - by T-Bone in Boston (posted on 10/10/2007 12:58:30 PM)
"My butt looks bigger than J-Lo's in these" - by McKenzie (posted on 10/14/2007 9:09:35 AM)
"I know for a fact Troy and I interlocked" - by Jimmy in Boston (posted on 10/22/2007 8:09:47 PM)
"I know for a fact I will be touching Troy" - by Jimmy in Boston about sleeping with T-Bone (posted on 10/30/2007 5:11:46 AM)
"Hey Mister, do you want some candy corn?" - by Annoying Kid to Dets at Fenway (posted on 10/30/2007 5:12:48 AM)
"It's always Christmas for you, Denne!" - by Noodles Wimmer (posted on 12/13/2007 10:09:55 AM)
"There are so many options that there are no options" - by boverman after seeing the jukebox selection (posted on 12/23/2007 11:10:28 PM)
"I saw it" - by Show to Slick about his lost cooler (posted on 1/6/2008 6:06:34 PM)
"Kill Whitey" - by Chris Farley (posted on 1/9/2008 10:54:04 AM)
"VICTORY!!" - by Johnny Drama (posted on 1/11/2008 11:56:11 AM)
"Guaranteed this guy comes over to talk to us…five bucks!." - by Smithy to Dets with whacked guy approaching us (posted on 1/11/2008 2:00:48 PM)
"The best thing you can do for your kidsistoloveyourwife" - by John Wooden (posted on 1/15/2008 3:11:40 PM)
"Mess with the crow, you get the beak." - by Great quote about crows (posted on 1/22/2008 12:59:14 PM)
"No brain, no headache!" - by Mick Nett (posted on 2/27/2008 7:29:04 AM)
"no chicks in the dugout !!" - by the man (posted on 4/4/2008 7:29:48 PM)
"Why isn't the Twins game in HD" - by Evan @ age 5 (posted on 4/26/2008 4:35:34 PM)
"SHOOTEM!!!!" - by Tiny Veith yelling to his OF on a SAC Fly (posted on 4/26/2008 4:39:09 PM)
"a rooster,hen and a chicken..who has sex w/the chicken?" - by George Costanza (posted on 4/30/2008 2:11:33 PM)
"He's a softball hack" - by Mick Nett (posted on 4/30/2008 2:14:12 PM)
"Wimm, keep it above the belt" - by Mick Nett (posted on 4/30/2008 2:14:55 PM)
"Nice checkered teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets" - by John Mackedanz (posted on 4/30/2008 2:16:13 PM)
"zimmy for president" - by laker fan (posted on 5/3/2008 6:13:35 PM)
"The arms are nothing short of unbelievable!" - by Mick Nett (posted on 5/16/2008 9:39:12 AM)
"Let's go to Bialka's and have a nice meal" - by Lincoln (posted on 5/16/2008 10:05:16 AM)
"Do, or do not. There is no try" - by Yoda – The Empire Strikes Back (posted on 5/16/2008 10:06:26 AM)
"You play to win the game!" - by Herman Edwards (posted on 5/16/2008 10:07:40 AM)
"Straight cash, homey" - by Moss response to how he's going to pay (posted on 5/16/2008 10:13:05 AM)
"Throw the head!" - by Mickey Saatzer (posted on 5/17/2008 12:08:36 AM)
"They give you cash which is just as good a money" - by Peter S. to Avon cop (posted on 5/23/2008 10:39:27 AM)
"It doesn't matter, anyone can hit HR's in BP." - by Delmon Young (posted on 5/27/2008 9:46:01 AM)
"TROY WUNDERLICH FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - by laker fanatic (posted on 6/8/2008 4:16:17 PM)
"Such a sweet kid" - by Dets to Luke Manthe (posted on 6/11/2008 8:21:39 PM)
"Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?...No" - by John Belushi-Animal House (posted on 6/13/2008 6:26:46 AM)
"He's out and he knows it!!" - by Cyril to KO (posted on 6/16/2008 6:29:51 AM)
"Fear is the Demon, confidence is the Warrior" - by Texas skipper Augie Garrido (posted on 6/16/2008 6:38:14 AM)
"I Love kids!" - by Stinky (posted on 6/23/2008 4:07:40 PM)
"I just wanna pitch the 5th so I can get the win" - by TBone before the game (posted on 6/26/2008 10:49:40 AM)
"These Eyes...Cry Every Night...For You!" - by This Guy (posted on 6/30/2008 8:14:35 AM)
"Like this Ma, keep your arms at a 45 degree angle" - by Lincoln teaching Teri how to dance (posted on 7/7/2008 12:25:10 PM)
"It's an untapped resource" - by TBone about Match.com (posted on 7/21/2008 8:54:13 AM)
"Steak buffet!" - by Idiot from Sartell! (posted on 7/22/2008 7:54:19 PM)
"Embrace it, or get rid of it!" - by Bill Krogman to a bashful Lincoln w/ a mohawk (posted on 7/28/2008 11:59:57 AM)
"straight cash homie" - by Randy Moss (posted on 7/30/2008 5:57:08 AM)
"Why don't we ever meet in rightfield?" - by The Rick to Dets B4 National Anthem meeting in CF (posted on 8/21/2008 9:51:00 AM)
"cash flow" - by mary ann (posted on 8/24/2008 3:46:51 PM)
"He'd better excel in the arts!" - by Matt about a terrible RF wearing Jeans and no hat (posted on 8/25/2008 1:01:38 PM)
"How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with...eliminate" - by Stewie Griffin before knocking off Mr. Rogers (posted on 9/6/2008 8:59:06 AM)
"Wide!" - by John Gordon on any pitch not a strike (posted on 9/9/2008 5:43:08 PM)
"You're the cupcake" - by If you don't see any cupcakes on your schedule (posted on 9/17/2008 6:56:47 PM)
"Leaving the gym" - by Toughest part of Ed Hochuli's workout routine (posted on 9/18/2008 10:55:15 AM)
"Good teams win ballgames, bad teams have meetings" - by Ozzie (posted on 9/26/2008 6:27:26 AM)
"Deters plays wine pong" - by DK (posted on 9/28/2008 7:14:15 PM)
"Jimmie Foxx wasn't scouted, he was trapped" - by Someone (posted on 9/28/2008 7:19:40 PM)
"CLOSED!" - by Yogi Berra's response to how he liked school (posted on 9/28/2008 7:22:32 PM)
"Are you intentionally saying idiotic things?" - by Burnzie to Dets after a Dets comment (posted on 9/30/2008 4:27:19 PM)
"Perfectly clean" - by Sweet Kid after dunking his pong ball in water (posted on 10/6/2008 9:44:25 AM)
"Curling 65's in the VIP room" - by Where to find Dusty Upgren (posted on 10/15/2008 9:38:48 AM)
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds" - by Red Barber (posted on 10/15/2008 9:43:11 AM)
"if ya aint cheatin, ur not playin hard enough" - by laker (posted on 10/23/2008 5:17:13 AM)
"oh yeah..jack from zimbabwe right ?" - by johnny (posted on 12/31/2008 4:17:54 PM)
"You can tell a craftsman by his tools" - by Socrates (posted on 2/3/2009 9:41:02 PM)
"THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE !!!!" - by denny (posted on 2/25/2009 6:49:43 AM)
"I used to feel sorry for Gargamel, now I am Gargamel." - by John-o to Dets (posted on 3/31/2009 6:43:51 AM)
"I like L-Rod!" - by John-o to Dets about Luis Rodriguez (posted on 3/31/2009 6:44:50 AM)
"Successfully breeded a bulldog and a shitzu." - by Harry (posted on 4/2/2009 5:30:11 PM)
"It's no big deal, I'll just move on to the next level" - by Marcus Vick after being booted from VTech (posted on 4/24/2009 12:35:06 PM)
"just doin the vance" - by husky player (posted on 4/25/2009 6:02:30 AM)
"The pineapple taste like pinaepple" - by Willy Wonka (posted on 5/1/2009 12:22:07 AM)
"2009 South Division Season Champs!!" - by #1 Fan (posted on 6/30/2009 12:56:41 PM)
"Is that a call Bert?!?" - by Dick Bremer (posted on 5/1/2010 5:50:59 PM)
"The guys from Flensburg said it was a nice field!" - by Sweet Kid (posted on 5/21/2010 11:50:04 AM)
"I'm a Stearns County moderate drinker" - by Lunde (posted on 7/9/2010 12:19:35 PM)
"You're hired" - by Employers to beggers (posted on 7/22/2010 10:08:09 AM)
"just win baby win" - by the boss (posted on 7/28/2010 8:24:20 AM)
"Randy...NERD" - by Detes to Randy everytime he sees him (posted on 7/28/2010 8:25:46 AM)
"Weeelll!!" - by In Jimmy voice (posted on 7/28/2010 3:10:47 PM)
"Shotgun Wednesday!" - by The Rick (posted on 8/4/2010 10:35:54 PM)
"Why is everything Sloppy with you guys?" - by Wolford (posted on 8/4/2010 10:42:31 PM)
"GRRRR Dad" - by Evan (posted on 10/25/2010 9:00:14 AM)
"Look at that stupid kid!" - by Dets and The Rick whenever we see a kid (posted on 11/3/2010 9:28:36 AM)
"if im driving to regions, may god have mercy on you" - by tank (posted on 5/8/2011 4:02:21 PM)
"Now what do I do with it?" - by Sweet Kid w/ a pinch of Redman (posted on 5/17/2011 10:36:22 PM)
"If you put me in the 9 spot I'll ask for a personal day" - by Kyle Collins (posted on 5/17/2011 10:37:52 PM)
"We drank chocolate milk in my day, not pop" - by Mick er-er (posted on 5/17/2011 10:40:16 PM)
"I'm not mad I'm just disappointed!" - by Sweet Kids Dad countless times (posted on 6/4/2011 1:59:33 PM)
"And den she was like der is no way" - by Some guy trying to bone his girlfriend (posted on 6/19/2011 9:01:28 PM)
"What sign do you want to use for that weasel thing?" - by Nate Ronning (posted on 7/1/2011 10:19:31 AM)
"I took a girl to the Buckhorn she then broke up w/ me" - by The Dusty Upgren (posted on 7/31/2011 3:58:47 PM)
"I don't cry, I'm a bow hunter...big bucks!!" - by Dusty Upgren (posted on 7/31/2011 4:00:24 PM)
"It's darker than the inside of a cow!" - by #11 (posted on 2/17/2012 11:55:04 AM)
"Todd Collins" - by Idiot on sobieski's website (posted on 4/24/2012 9:37:12 PM)
"He's 6'7!!!!!!" - by The Rick (posted on 4/27/2012 6:17:41 PM)
"I see you brought your stupid girlfriend again..." - by Meat to Sweet Kid (posted on 5/18/2012 7:49:10 AM)
"Nice play Heitzy" - by Dave to Jimmy after his 3rd error during pre-game (posted on 5/20/2012 7:01:45 PM)
"You will never beat us. Ever. " - by Nate to the whole spring hill team (posted on 5/22/2012 12:08:46 PM)
"You can always get remarried" - by Rick to Jeff about missing a game (posted on 6/14/2012 9:42:18 AM)
"NO MORE!!!!!!!!!" - by Nick Klug after Bears 2nd botched pickoff play (posted on 6/16/2012 5:49:08 AM)
"Oh!!..............I PLAY!!!!" - by Holdingford player (posted on 6/16/2012 5:51:21 AM)
"Bill's in Florida, ON BUSINESS" - by Sweet Kid on his bros where-abouts (posted on 6/28/2012 9:17:57 PM)
"Oh! Wainwright!!!!" - by Dave after every good hop groundball (posted on 7/15/2012 3:52:50 PM)
"Bomb Round!!!!!" - by Avon Power Hitters (posted on 7/30/2012 4:28:38 PM)
"Let me taste test this!" - by Reed Voit (posted on 8/9/2012 4:54:24 PM)
"Whoops! 410" - by Reed 3 times in 1 game (posted on 8/17/2012 6:28:25 AM)
"I like that idea, and I will support it" - by TheRick about a good idea (posted on 8/19/2012 9:48:14 PM)
"Nice game Toenis(after getting pckd off pinch running)" - by Slick (posted on 9/1/2012 8:29:11 PM)
"Ugly Finder! ya it hit your wife" - by Nate to Troy after foul ball hit his wife (posted on 5/20/2013 10:45:36 AM)
"Jason Collins" - by Lakers (posted on 5/20/2013 10:47:02 AM)
"Spite on nat!!!" - by Meat and The Rick after a low ball (posted on 5/23/2013 5:23:43 AM)
"HEY, YOUR WORLD!!!" - by The Rick and Meat everytime someone calls time (posted on 5/23/2013 5:24:33 AM)
"WAS HE IN THE BOX BLUE?!?!?!?!" - by Mick (posted on 8/22/2013 12:56:47 PM)
"I should do a lot of stuff" - by TheRick (posted on 4/1/2014 1:16:46 PM)
"It's a game of inches and I missed it by a foot" - by Luke "The Sweet Kid" Manthe (posted on 6/17/2014 5:54:40 AM)
"They're both brothers. referring to the Schumer bros" - by Taylor (posted on 7/10/2014 8:02:36 AM)
"Butters, where's your arm at? 1st base..." - by Butters (posted on 5/31/2015 3:49:29 PM)
"That call was as bad as those pants look on you!!!" - by Brad to first base ump (posted on 8/10/2015 6:42:00 AM)
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